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Give God what's right, not what's left!


"Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere
(except in a public school and now in many workplaces).


Man's way leads to a hopeless end!
 Gods way leads to an
 ENDLESS HOPE!


A lot of kneeling
 will keep you in good standing.


He who kneels before God
can stand before anyone!


To be ALMOST saved
 is to be TOTALLY lost!


We're too blessed
 to be depressed!


In the sentence of life
 the Devil may be a comma,
 but DO NOT LET him be the PERIOD!


DON'T put a question mark
where God put a period.


Eternity:
 Smoking
 or
 Non-Smoking.


No Jesus, no peace;
 Know Jesus, know peace!


God loves everyone,
but probably prefers "fruit of the Spirit"
 over "religious nuts!"


God grades on The Cross,
not on a the curve.


Are you wrinkled with burden?
 Come on into Church for a FAITH LIFT!


Prayer
 -- Don't give God instructions -
simply report for duty!


Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!


God doesn't want shares of your life,
 He wants controlling interest!


Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.


A family altar can alter a family.


We don't change the message,
 the MESSAGE CHANGES US!


This Church is "Prayer-Conditioned!"


When God ordains, He SUSTAINS!


WARNING:
 Exposure to the SON will prevent burning!


Plan ahead,
 it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.


Most people want to serve God
 -- but only in an advisory capacity.


Having truth decay?
 Brush up on your Bible!


Exercise daily
 -- walk with the Lord!


Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.


Wisdom has two parts:
 1) Having a lot to say.
 2) Not saying it.


Never give the devil a ride!
 He always wants to drive!


Watch your step carefully!
Everyone else does!


A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.


Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.


You can tell how big a person is
 by what it takes to discourage him.


He who is good at making excuses
 is seldom good for anything else.


Kindness is difficult to give away
 because it keeps coming back.


He who angers you controls you!


God doesn't call the qualified,
 He qualifies the called!


Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed!


Give Satan an inch and he'll
 try to be your ruler.


Forbidden fruit creates many jams.


Be ye fishers of men,
 you catch them
 -- He will clean them.


Deciding not to choose
is still making a choice.


If God is your co-pilot,
 It's time to swap seats!




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