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Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.
As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Who's clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have only moved twice,
telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan."
FWD From
Tim and Amy
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