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A minister was planning a wedding
at the close of the Sunday morning service.
After the benediction
he had planned to call the couple down
to be married
for a brief ceremony
before the congregation.
For the life of him,
he couldn't think of the names
of those who were to be married.
"Will those wanting to get married
please come to the front?" he requested.
Immediately,
nine single ladies,
three widows,
four widowers,
and six single men
stepped to the front.
FWD From
Fred
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