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10) The Preacher announces the sermon is from Genesis ...
and you check the table of contents.
9) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have
had a few hit songs during the 60's.
8) You open to the Gospel of Luke and a
WWII Savings Bond falls out.
7) Your favorite Old Testament Patriarch is Hercules.
6) A small family of woodchucks has taken up residence
in the Psalms of your Bible.
5) You become frustrated because Charlton Heston isn't listed
in either the Concordance or the Table of Contents.
4) Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand:
"Who gave you this stuff?"
3) You think the Minor Prophets worked in the quarries.
2) You keep falling for it every time when Pastor tells you
to turn to First Condominiums.
And the number one sign
you may not be reading your Bible enough:
1) The kids keep asking too many questions about
your usual bedtime story:
"Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."
FWD From
Fred
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